We don’t have much room to store cases of wine, so rather than offering people the same old list of Syrahs, Cabernets, Chardonnays, Pinot Grigios and all the rest of the usual suspects we thought we’d make up a wine list of the strangest and most unusual wines we could find, sort of like a wine zoo for exotic animals.
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New = scary. New = weird. New = difficult. And nothing is regarded as weirder, scarier or more difficult than natural wines. They’ve become a huge trend in Europe in the last 5 years, with some bars and shops in Paris devoted solely to natural wine, or vin naturels as they call it in their crazy, mixed-up language that has a different word for everything. Natural wines are louder, funkier, stranger and vary more bottle to bottle than “industrial” wines and to enjoy them you sometimes have to completely and totally recalibrate your palate. I’ve been looking for one to serve at Dirt Candy and finally I found one that is different, but not so different as to be off-putting. It’s a wine that has all the crazy funkiness of the best natural wines, but it’s also accessible. If you’re comparing wines to bands, this is an entry point, the way the Cure is an entry point for post-punk or Philip Glass is an entry point for minimalism. You wouldn’t throw someone into a severely and rigorously minimalist composer like La Monte Young without easing them into the water with the more accessible Philip Glass, first.
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And so the La Stoppa Macchiona is a way to ease people into the funky, crunky joys of natural wines. It’ll stun your palate, but it won’t kill it.
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This is a wine designed to convert you. It’s exactly the kind of wine I’ve always wanted to sell at Dirt Candy: strange, different, unusual and not for everyone. It’s a high maintenance wine, and it can be overwhelming, but if you give it time, and approach it on its terms, it’s also extremely rewarding, like Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man.
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My drink box is full of natural wine.
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