Dirt Candy Top Secret Secret
If you like Dirt Candy, or even if you’re just lukewarm about the whole “Dirt Candy” issue but somewhat interested, I strongly suggest you check in here around noon on Monday. Why? Because I’ll be announcing something that will blow your socks off. Okay, maybe not totally off, but they will at least make your socks sag to down around your ankles. Okay, maybe not both socks, but at least one sock. Okay, maybe not every single sock out there, but at least 70% of the socks. Okay, maybe more like 40%.
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So: Monday! A secret will be revealed! A secret guaranteed to make approximately 40% of at least one of your socks sag down to your ankles.
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Pretty exciting, right?
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