Big Broccoli is Watching You
And so it has been revealed. The liberal vegetable agenda to take over America.
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Now that their secret is out, there is nothing to stop vegetables from breaking cover and executing a full, leafy assault on this country. The zucchini told me that collaborators would not be executed and all of the Acephalas agreed, especially since, as a Canadian, I am already a traitor. So I expect to be allowed to survive. The rest of you will not be so lucky.
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