Be Prepared!
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Last summer I went away on summer vacation and everything broke. It was like Dirt Candy was mad at me for leaving it alone, and so it took revenge by costing me thousands in repair bills and hundreds in therapy bills by completely imploding for three solid weeks after I returned.
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“I hate yoooooouuuu!!!!!”
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This summer, I’m not taking any chances. I bought all new equipment. Everything that broke last year has been replaced and I have back-ups for almost every single piece of equipment. My apartment looks like a restaurant supply store. I had the dishwasher looked at, sent the ice cream maker in for repair, bought back-up induction burners in case the burners go down, got a new juicer, there’s a new slicer on the way, I bought new pasta rollers and back-up pasta rollers. The only thing that hasn’t been repaired, replaced or has a replacement on standby is the oven. I’m expecting that to break any minute now.
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