Stop eating vegetables, start making music
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Stop eating your vegetables, and start making music with them instead. The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra is the kind of thing you’d have in America if you still had funding for the arts.
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But if you’re not a joiner, you could always take up the carrot ocarina (and play the Zelda theme song) or you could make a carrot pan flute. If you’re a traditionalist, then you can always get a mechanical monkey and play “When the Saints Go Marching In.” But no matter how you slice it, if all you do with your vegetables is eat them, you’re a quitter.
