Dirt Candy wins?

 

Every now and then one of these "Restaurants are getting tiny!" articles appear and the latest one is in the Wall Street Journal. They do mention Dirt Candy as they talk about restaurants that clock in at under 60 seats and 1,000 square feet, which means that they know what they're talking about because Dirt Candy is only slightly large than three adult males standing side-by-side. But I read their stories of 800 square foot restaurants with 55 seats, and 700 square foot restaurants with 20 seats and I think, "Amateurs." Because Dirt Candy? 650 square feet and 18 seats. Which means that I...win?

 

Actual size of the Dirt Candy kitchen.